As I was walking to my car yesterday morning to leave for work, I noticed ...something... in my far peripheral vision.
Yeah. I had passed within a couple of feet from her.
She was a real beauty, as you can see. But I'm afraid I'm not willing to share my property with poisonous snakes, so I had to dispatch her.
I calmly put my bags in the car, and opened the garage door. I went in and put on my knee-high work boots, grabbed a shovel and a hatchet, and did the deed.
I briefly considered taking her body to work to take a look at (I have the PPE, the tools, and a way to properly dispose of her). But then decided that was probably taking things just a wee bit too far.
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