Chicken Elf is Dead, Long Live Son of Earl!

DSL sent me home last month with a bunch of crazy dog toys and plenty more dog treats. Good thing she was thoughtful enough to include more of those gruesome chicken toys because despite careful handling Mimi finally managed to do Ghastly Chicken Elf in.


These chicken toys seem to attract her for two reasons, the most important being the godawful noise they make. With a giant gash in his side, Ghastly Chicken Elf is permanently silenced. (The second reason is the texture. Mimi likes these somewhat soft toys.)

So I pulled out one of the new toys, a sporty male chicken in board shorts and tank top. His little wing stubs look quite hysterical poking out of the tank top. He seems to be an acceptable substitute for Chicken Elf.